30 8 / 2014

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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(via consulted-criminal)

28 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

(Source: kazuos, via letitbo)

27 8 / 2014

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

(Source: roymustache, via guy)

27 8 / 2014

ecsdrop:

will-graham-i-am:

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

YOU CAN’T CAGE THE CAGE

(Source: bride-of-bucky, via polyturtles)

25 8 / 2014

25 8 / 2014

osamah:

what the fuckc was spy kids anyway

(Source: objectifications, via communistbakery)

25 8 / 2014

theangrymarshmallow:

justcashierthings:

temoreus:

yourcashierproblems:

kookie667:

I’ve heard this so many times it’s not even funny

Will there ever be a day I don’t hear this?

I’M SO CONFUSED
IS THIS AN INSIDE JOKE THAT 160K PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WTF WHERE IS THIS FROM I DON’T GET IT

the people above you literally explained the joke

The confused person has obviously never been a cashier.

(via epic-humor)

25 8 / 2014

25 8 / 2014

dierwolf:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

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always reblog tumblr identification

this is the most embarrassing post on this website

(Source: aru, via hungry-hungry-hipbocrite)