01 9 / 2014

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

(via tortillah)

01 9 / 2014

fireflystilinski:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

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(via theunitedchurchofshrek)

01 9 / 2014

wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

(via allteensrelate)

01 9 / 2014

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via rucaknex)

31 8 / 2014

bonerfart:

Fun prank to pull on your chums: Invite them over and tell them dinner will be spaghetti. When it’s time for dinner, serve instead a bowl of linguini. You will delight in their utter bewilderment!

(via cheetahgirl69420)

31 8 / 2014

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

(Source: meowgoesthebear, via nice-wig-janis)

30 8 / 2014

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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(via consulted-criminal)

28 8 / 2014

27 8 / 2014

cesaret:

“May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?”

I’m pretty sure this is why Tumblr gave us photosets.

(Source: kazuos, via letitbo)

27 8 / 2014

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

(Source: roymustache, via guy)